This one goes out to Mrigank Gupta aka Murgi. Murgi is such an awesome dude that even Chuck Norris and Rajnikanth can’t hold a candle to him. Below are Some facts that are indeed facts   When Murgi was an infant he changed his own diapers   Murgi was born toilet trained   Murgi is actually the eldest in his house. He let the others enter this world before him   When Murgi was born he got his own birth certificate from the doctor’s office   Murgi never sits idle. He is just pretending to be like us   Murgi never listens to excuses on the phone. He simply tells you what to do and disconnects.   When Murgi will finally take a vacation the world will stop spinning   While Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, Murgi had already finished counting thrice and was solving everyone else's problems.   Natural selection does not apply to Murgi. (Courtesy Ikka)   Murgi caught an electron at rest.(Courtesy Ikka)   When Arthur Eddington was asked if he really believed there were just three peop...